![]() ![]() Either that or her fake tan is reflecting her magenta shirt. Heather and Gina go out to lunch, and Gina’s blush is slowly creeping up her cheek like it is waging war on her hairline. ![]() ![]() She used the same move the first night she met Shane, which explains how we got where we are. Yes, it starts with the continuation of the dinner in Cabo, but all that you really miss is Emily and Shannon getting plastered, wearing all the sombreros at once, and then flashing their undergarments while falling off an oversized piñata that Emily throws over her shoulder and threatens to take home. ![]() This is all that really happens in an episode that is otherwise as tame as a 14-year-old house cat. He gets up and leaves and says, “That’s enough,” like she’s a child and I hate them all so much in that moment I just want the deep dark sea to rise up and swallow them all, except for CeCe née Vera, who can become my foster child and I will train her in the dark arts so she can one day seek revenge on the sea. Or maybe she just needs this all the time, and Ryne is as exhausted by it as we all are by his name.Įventually, he tells her that they’re going to talk about it another time, which seems to me like he is not only fed up but not doing this on camera because he knows that he is going to come off looking like a twatwaffle. Maybe he just doesn’t give her enough, and she’s so starved for it she has to eat for two. Jen show, and she just needs too much attention and validation. He says in confessional that it’s always the Dr. Ryan is giving her nothing that she needs, but what she needs is maybe way too much. Then she tells him that he can’t just say it he needs to consider what she said and react accordingly. His venom is barely disguised under a backward-turned baseball cap, which, if he isn’t wearing one physically, he certainly is spiritually. He says all of these things like a prisoner coming down a mountain. She tells him she just wants him to say he’s proud and knows she works hard. When Jen tells him about her day, how hard it is at the office, and how stressed out she is, he hardly responds. Ryne, a flip-flop lodged in a storm drain, may be a total douche, but he didn’t get to his patronizing, head-patting, Chihuahua-smothering self all alone. The easy thing is to blame his awful condescension and take Jen’s side. Jen finally try to make things work with Ryne that it all falls apart. We also get to see Jen with her daughter, CeCe, who I am obsessed with mostly because her name was Vera (A child named Vera? On this side of WWII?), but she changed her name to CeCe when she was 2 because she could feel that bullying coming from about four years in her future and cut that shit off right then and there. All episode she is talking to Heather about how she needs to fix her relationship, and Heather keeps giving her vague platitudes like, “nurture your relationship,” “make your family a priority,” and “maybe give him a stack of vaginas for his birthday.” She thinks she’s helping, but these are all things that I could have picked off of Caroline Calloway’s Instagram Stories. I mean she might be both boring and annoying. Now I think that she might be the deadliest combination of all. Maybe she wasn’t the showiest or the craziest, but that she would come along. ![]()
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